1. Your nudes are safe with me.

     

  2. Did I just eat a pint of ice cream after midnight? Yes. Yes I did.

     
  3. (via selfw4r)

     

  4. romeo-a-go-go:

    Every Time I Die - Decayin’ With The Boys

     

  5. shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

    (Source: yzma, via fitspiremeplease)

     
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  7. swooncityyy:

    In the great tradition of the American homecoming dance and prom, I bring you a mix of songs that you’ll remember being dry humped or dry humping to if you were in junior high or high school from the late ’90s to mid ’00s. Maybe you were grinding to it regardless of whether or not your AP biology teacher was shaking her head disapprovingly at you. Just put your back into it, ok? I found this mix I made for you guys ages ago on my old blog and put it up here again in light of thinking about Yung Joc, enjoy.

    Listen here

    1. Grindin’ by Clipse
    2. Let Me Blow Ya Mind by Eve and Gwen Stefani
    3. Hey Ma by Cam’Ron, Toya, Freekey Zeekey, Juelz Santana
    4. Right Thurr by Chingy
    5. Got Your Money by Ol’ Dirty Bastard feat. Kelis
    6. Hustling by Trina
    7. Slow Motion by Juvenile and Soulja Slim
    8. Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child
    9. Get Low by Lil Jon feat. Ying Yang Twins
    10. Money Maker by Ludacris, Pharrell
    11. Check On It by Beyonce feat. Bun B and Slim Thug
    12. Stay Fly by Three 6 Mafia feat. Young Buck and Eightball & MJG
    13. Country Grammar by Nelly (miss you)
    14. Big Pimpin’ by Jay-Z feat. UGK
    15. Icy by Gucci Mane feat. Young Jeezy and Boo
    16. Hear Me Coming by Yung Joc
    17. So Fresh, So Clean by OutKast
    18. Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!) by Blu Cantrell
    19. What’s Your Fantasy by Ludacris and Shawnna
    20. Badd by Ying Yang Twins and Mike Jones
    21. Work It by Missy Elliott
    22. Pimpin’ All Over the World by Ludacris and Bobby V.
    23. Ignition Remix by R. Kelly
    24. Fix Up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal
    25. What Happened to That Boy by Baby, Clipse
    26. Milkshake by Kelis
    27. P-Poppin’ by Ludacris, Shawnna, Lil Fate
    28. Made You Look by Nas
    29. Crazy in Love by Beyonce feat. Jay-Z

    (Source: nudewave.org)

     

  8. ayothewuisback:

    Grindin’

     
  9. I tell myself to eat better and my gut will slowly go away. But then I eat a pint of ice cream and say fuck it. On my way to reppin 2x my body weight on squats and Deadlifts. I’m the definition of detrimental

     

  10. batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

    (via amongstthecumulus)